Facebook Vice-President of Operations Benji Gopal announced yesterday that tech support has finally discovered why CEO Mark Zuckerberg never blinks.
"It appears Mark has a corrupt visual cortex on his hard drive," said Gopal in a news conference at Facebook headquarters in Palo Alto, California.
Zuckerberg's inability to blink has caused many outside of Facebook to wonder if he is really human.
"I'm sure I saw a USB port behind his right ear," said CSN reporter Clive Durkin.
"That's ridiculous!" said Gopal. "Mark is as human as you or I. He will be fine once we reconfigure his autonomic nervous system and reboot."
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